Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Good fortunes - Good night

So everybody gets those chinese fortune cookies, even when you aren't in a chinese restaurant, they give them to you if it is almost any asian restaurant. And it seems that most of us have something that we add to the end of them. Like you will have a great fortune "in bed", of course adding the "in bed" part totally skews the fortune, but it also makes it a little funny.

So here were some fortunes that I heard tonight,
you can add your own phrase to the end of them.

You are never bitter, deceptive or petty
3, 12, 23, 28, 34, 37

To climb the ladder of success work hard and you'll reach it.
7, 8, 23, 31, 32, 44

There is a gradual improvement. Feelings are sweet and tender.
21, 24, 26, 34, 38, 43

Love is a present that can be given every single day you live.
7, 19, 20, 33, 40, 44

A modest man never talks to himself.
4, 22, 36, 38, 39, 46

You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.
8, 9, 13, 31, 35, 38

A smooth long journey! Great Expectations
14, 18, 23, 32, 34, 39

A distant relative will phone you soon.
26, 27, 30, 33, 37, 48

Appearance can be deceiving. Remember endurance makes gold.
11, 14, 18, 22, 26, 41

A modest man never talks to himself.
4, 22, 36, 38, 39, 46

1 Comments:

Blogger jenifer lake said...

was this for the birthday dinner that we missed out on? looks like we'll have to have drinks this summer instead to celebrate!!

5:59 PM, March 29, 2006  

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